Funny Quotes
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe eat cake!
Warning: Chocolate Can Make Your Clothes Shrink
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter
Science never solves a problem without creating ten more
Besides chocolate you're my favorite
I mean, part of the beauty of me is that I’m very rich
I don't have a dirty mind, I have sexy imagination
Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest and you all know it
I make enemies everyday it's called business
