Funny Quotes
How to become a millionaire? Become a billionaire first
A poet can survive everything but a misprint
We should just cancel the election and just give it to Trump
A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret
Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war
Graduate school is a place to hide for a couple of years
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate
The most dangerous food is wedding cake
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!