Funny Quotes
Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind
The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip
Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality
Cats don't like change without their consent
A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator
In the business world, bad news is usually good news - for somebody else
Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror
