Human where is my food?
I licked it, so it's mine
Boss, I need a raise. My wife had nine children yesterday
When someone tells me to sit like a lady
I like titanic my favorite character was the iceberg
Oh, crap! Was that TODAY?
I'm smiling, just take the damn picture
I'm not angry. I'm happiness challenged
You wonder why I have so many friends? I wag my tail, not my tongue
Make your own magic
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