Funny Quotes
Fitness - If it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body
True friends are families which you can select
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure
Education, like neurosis, begins at home
I can't be on the cheeseburger diet all the time
Life is too short to be on a diet
Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!
Dieting makes me want to murder everyone around me
Dating is all about the chase. It's fun!
To find a prince, you gotta kiss some toads
You'll never catch a man if you let him think you are too smart