Funny Quotes
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate
The most dangerous food is wedding cake
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
Fitness - If it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body
True friends are families which you can select
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure
Education, like neurosis, begins at home
I can't be on the cheeseburger diet all the time
Life is too short to be on a diet
