Fitness - If it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family
True friends are families which you can select
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure
Education, like neurosis, begins at home
Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too
I can't be on the cheeseburger diet all the time
Life is too short to be on a diet
Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!
Dieting makes me want to murder everyone around me