Funny Quotes
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh
The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair
I love outer space all those planets and stars
Some people just need a high -five. In the face. With a chair
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful