I lost my teddy, will you sleep with me?
Science never solves a problem without creating ten more
You're cute, can I keep you?
I mean, part of the beauty of me is that i’m very rich
Love is not having to hold your farts in anymore
I don't have a dirty mind, I have sexy imagination
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter
Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest and you all know it
I make enemies everyday it's called business
Physics is, hopefully, simple. Physicists are not
Cooking is chemistry, really
I think of dieting, then I eat pizza
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