Someone is at the door let me sing them the song of my people
Holy crap I'm batman!
Rawr! I'm fierce! Just kidding, I'm adorable
Are you bored? Draw eyebrows on your dog and laugh until his next bath
I don't always bark but when I do, it's in the middle of the night
Out of my way! I heard the mailman's truck!
Whoever woke me up is going to die
Don't listen to them you're not fat. You're fluffy
If not for sits why is it made of warm?
Beware of dog he wants cuddles
I tried to roar like a lion and everyone laughed
When I want to sleep, they always play!
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