Love Quotes
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch
We're like Romeo & Juliet.. Except for the dying part of course
Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock
I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there
If she happens to fall, I'll be there to laugh at first and then help her up afterwards
Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener
I love you like a fat kid loves cake