RECENT QUOTES
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there
If she happens to fall, I'll be there to laugh at first and then help her up afterwards
Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener
A chubby kid loves his favorite cake more than anything and he can do anything to have it
The good things in life are better with you
I love you like a fat kid loves cake
Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product
There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved
Happiness is an inside job. Don't assign anyone else they much power over your life
Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own
Happiness is the secret to all beauty. There is no beauty without happiness